٭ *upgrade Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 !

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs .
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Reply...

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider additional
software to improve memory and performance.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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